Amazon might be one of the world's biggest retail companies, but you could still underestimate just how many cool things you can purchase from it. Here are some examples of such things which, frankly, you might never have previously deemed crucial.
Men's Stash Underwear with a Secret Front Pocket
If you are a man, you can say that there's a party in your pants and mean it more literally than ever before. We could go on about the cotton and spandex that this underwear combines to soft and luxurious effect, but we know what you are really thinking right now...
"There's a pocket on the front of it!" Yes, indeed. It's your choice what you put in it, but we would recommend a small flask for music festivals or, for vacations, your passport.
BESTOPE 24 LED Makeup Mirror, Touch Screen Vanity & Makeup Mirror
A mirror is an indispensible tool for many of us - and this one in particular is like the iPhone of mirrors! It's a battery-powered mirror that can be lit up through the included LEDs. Therefore, you can easily use this mirror even when light isn't exactly abundant in the room.
It also includes an intelligent touch screen and can be rotated by 180 degrees. One day, we will all be using mirrors like this. Hey, we have an optimistic vision of the future...
YONO Fertility Monitor
Once you've gotten hitched with that dress, it might not be long before you want to start a family as well. Thankfully, Amazon offers this very twenty-first century fertility monitor for helping you discern the best time to, well, you know...
Buy It Here: YONO Fertility Monitor
Seeing that data can assist you in predicting ovulation and getting that family underway.
Hello, Peanut! Introduction
After that fertility monitor has helped to give you a child, this kit could also come in very useful - particularly if you love peanuts and hope that your little one will also be able to enjoy them as they grow up.
Buy It Here: Hello, Peanut! Introduction System for A Gradual Way to Introduce Your Infant to Peanuts, 7 Day System, Allergist Approved, All Natural, USDA Organic, Simple to Use (8 packets)
This product is intended for making it easier for you to slowly introduce peanuts to your infant from as young as five months. It consists of a peanut and sprouted oats solution which can reduce the likelihood of your child becoming allergic to peanuts.
Back to the Roots Water Garden
In this tank, your fish can produce waste which plants protruding from the top of the tank can consume; the nutrients in that waste can benefit them. Then, filtered water can return to the fish's habitat to keep the water there clean and safe.
Back to the Roots Organic Mushroom Farm
Fancy growing your own mushrooms to tuck into or add to food? You can grow your own organic oyster varieties with this kit. To use it, just unpack it before misting it with water and, ten days later, harvesting it. The box includes plant-based soil for yielding multiple crops.
The mushrooms are truly tasty, too; you might prefer them to mushrooms that you are used to sourcing from your local grocery store.
Key Pete Strong Magnetic Key Holder Hook
If you have a lot of keys, then keeping them all in one place can obviously assist you in preventing the annoyance of losing any. You can follow this piece of advice in an especially quirky manner by using this magnetic key holder, which can be firmly attached to a metal surface like a fridge door.
Buy It Here: Magnetic Man 4 pcs Fridge Magnets Refrigerator Key Holder, Wall Climbing Man Design Holds Up to 1.4 lbs
As many as 30 keys can be held by... well, we're not entirely sure what it's meant to resemble, other than simply a little man climbing up a wall. It's certainly cute, in any case.
CheckUp at Home Wellness Test for Dogs
While you might already regularly take your dog to the vet, the ultimate responsibility of looking after that mutt obviously rests with you. So, why not invest in this kit for testing your dog's wellness at home?
Buy It Here: Coastline Global CheckUp Kit At Home Wellness Test for Dogs, Urine Collection & Detection of Diabetes, Kidney Conditions, UTI, Blood in Urine
In no longer than 60 seconds, you can receive results for four different tests that check for the most common dog health problems. Check for things like UTI, kidney conditions, high glucose, and blood in urine. This product is also veterinarian approved.
While looking after indoor spaces can be straightforward provided that you keep a close watch on them, preserving the tidiness of residential areas that are exposed to the elements - think driveways, patios and garages, to cite a few examples of such areas - could often seem beyond you.
How on earth did all of those leaves get there? No matter; just turn on this blower and watch the gusts send those leaves away. You can pick up this machine in green, red, blue or purple.
The Gift of Nothing
Buy It Here Nothing a gift of Nothing
It comes in a bit of card and a transparent orb - but, once you open them, there's... nothing. Not a single thing. Savor the wonderful moment as you enjoy the complete and utter absence of any chocolates or flowers. It's quite possibly the most beautiful gift you could buy for yourself.
Benchmark Bouquets Big Blooms with Vase
Even if you often like to "say it with flowers", the idea of buying them from Amazon specifically might never have occurred to you. However, when it is one of these bouquets that you order through the site, you could be pleasantly surprised by how fresh they are when they arrive.
Buy It Here Benchmark Bouquets Big Blooms, With Vase
The flowers will be buds when they ship - which, we should add, will be overnight. There is no option for a Saturday, Sunday or Monday delivery. The blooms will take just days to open.
We believe it is inevitable that at some point crickets will be the staple diet for the human race. Why not start practicing now? These crickets are edible and absolutely real. No chocolate or nuts in the shape of crickets here.
Buy Them Here: Crick-ettes Sampler Gift Pack- Sour Cream & Onion, Bacon & Cheese, & Salt N' Vinegar by Hotlix
While nibbling on random crickets, you could look through Amazon to see what other amazing products they offer. You might even find something that would taste great with a cricket kebab...