A store for everything is what Amazon has grown into. What started off as a site selling books, is now a colossus of the online world - literally selling everything you could possibly think of – and some things you would never imagine! From groceries to goat grazing and everything in between, here are some rather surprising items that can be delivered to your door.
If you long for a snowball fight but live in Hawaii then despair no more because Amazon will send you canned snowballs! These soft, washable balls have the added benefit of not melting and causing mess in your home. You never knew you needed such a thing until you heard about it – it’s a ‘snow-brainer’ for the young and young at heart.
No, you haven’t misunderstood – you can actually buy nothing on Amazon! It’s a clever, humorous gift for those awkward to buy for family and friends who already seem to own everything. Present them with an attractively packaged parcel of nothing which will be theirs to treasure forever.
When the zombie apocalypse begins, you’ll know you made the right decision buying a tin of tactical bacon. You won’t want to cook after a hard day of slashing and slaying, so crack open this bacon with a shelf life of a decade! Also, ideal for less heroic activities such as camping.
Wondering around with tin foil on your head makes you look crazy. Buy one of these headsets from Amazon and look like a professional! It has LED lights and a magnetometer (whatever that is) so you can always keep on top of strange magnetic anomalies associated with UFO sightings. You might not see any aliens but you will probably alienate a few people!
Eyelash Growth Serum
Who knew that you could encourage your eyelashes to grow? And you don’t even need to sing to them like a plant! Ditch those annoying false lashes and go all natural with impressively named ingredients like Sympeptide XLash, which encourage nourishment and growth. Clinically developed and apparently with amazing results seen in just 4-6 weeks!
What could anyone possibly need 1500 live ladybugs for? Although you might be tempted to keep them as the ultimate low maintenance pets, they are actually ordered for pest control purposes. Ladybugs are great predators and love to feed on smaller insects like aphids which can damage certain plants.
A delicate subject and you probably didn’t even know such a device existed. This could be a lifesaver if you always forget to order toilet roll! The unobtrusive bidet toilet seat attachment sits on the basin and provides a fresh splash of clean water to the rear on your command! That should wake you up.
Staying on the toilet theme, this Amazon purchase is perfect for all those who think time on the throne could be better spent perfecting their golfing skills. Complete with miniature green and club, this makes an ideal gift if you want the man in your life to spend even longer locked in the bathroom!
Motion Sensor Light Up Toilet Seat
OK, last toilet-themed one, promise! Getting up in the nite for a pee is incredibly annoying, especially for light sleepers. Don’t want to turn the light on in case you wake up too much? Then Amazon has the perfect solution. As you approach the toilet, it senses you and lights up the toilet bowl, responding to all your gently lit half-asleep peeing needs!
The brilliantly named JL421 Badonkadonk is genuinely for sale on Amazon for a whopping $20,000. It can hold up to five crew members or cargo with a surprisingly comfy interior that features carpeting! Totally unique and customisable – be the envy of your neighbourhood and your own military leader as you patrol your land in speeds of up to 40mph.
To see a fully-grown man dressed as a fluffy shark is possibly more frightening than Jaws but with a huge range of different onesies to choose from, there’s an animal for everyone! Unleash your inner bunny rabbit and stay cozy this winter. Unicorns, giraffes, bears, pandas and raccoons – whatever you feel like becoming, there’s a onesie on Amazon to meet the occasion!
Lion Mane Cat Costume
Why stop at a onesie for yourself when you can terrorise your pets too? There is nothing quite as adorable as a cat in a lion mane. Order yours today and then spend hours trying to keep the cat still while you attach it! If your cat keeps it on long enough for you to get one good snap – then well done, moments to treasure and money well spent.